More Random Quotes

Some more random quotes that I have collected over the years:

Sexually suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy...

"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
"Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
"You've got something jammed in here real good."
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
"Sorry about the mess..."
"Look at the size of that thing!"
"Negative, it didn't go in."

A baby-sitter is a teenager who comes in to act like an
adult while the adults go out and act like teenagers.

Every day, from here to there...funny things are everywhere.
-- Dr. Seuss

Life is like playing a violin solo in public, learning the
instrument as one goes on.

What can you say about a society that says that God is dead
and Elvis is alive.

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had
a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

The old system of having a baby was much better than the
new system, the old system being characterized by the fact
that the man didn't have to watch.

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms
with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.

A true gentleman is a man who knows how to play the
bagpipes -- but doesn't.

Peace be with you.