More quotes from The Daughter's Facebook page.
How they deal with parents:
"I got a ride, mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
"Who are you on the phone with?" "My drug dealer, mom."
"What are you gonna do there?" "Smoke pot, get drunk, and kill people, mom."
"Mom, I'm going out!" "With friends?" "No mom, with Chewbacca."
"Will there be boys there?" "No mom, it's a nun party."
"Be safe!" "No mom, I was planning on dying today."
*Checks phone* 4 Missed calls -- Mom. CRAP IM IN TROUBLE!
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Letters & Thanks:
Dear Math: grow up and solve your own problems.
Dear bed: I'm sorry I left you this morning, take me back?
Dear homework: you're not attractive and I'm not doing you.
Dear sleep: I know we had problems when I was younger, but now I love you.
Thanks phone, for being strong every time I dropped you.
Thank you, hand sanitizer, for telling me I have a cut on my hand.
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Peace be with you.
hahaha.
ReplyDeleteexcellent!
Yeah why is it they always have to be such smart asses when you ask them important questions???
ReplyDeleteI have heard some of those same responses from my two kids.
UGH!
WOW! *Smiles* She's so intelligent and adorable!
ReplyDeleteYou must be so proud of her.
B :)
This one:
ReplyDelete"Thank you, hand sanitizer, for telling me I have a cut on my hand."
really made me laugh!! Using the hand sanitizer about every minute you work in a hospital makes you realize that kind of thing ;P Your daughter is way too cool!
question-What are you doing? answer-Drugs
ReplyDeleteYes Sir we have had this response more than once, you gotta love them anyways.