More Random Quotes

Some more random quotes that I have collected over the years:

Any smoothly functioning technology will have the
appearance of magic.

Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what
it's supposed to do.

We will have solar energy as soon as the utility companies
solve one technical problem -- how to run a sunbeam through
a meter.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives
teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling
them to sit down and shut up.

A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to
take it off you.

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite
as satisfying as an income tax refund.

Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time
to get up.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

EVERYTHING is for sale.
-- Me

Commitment can be illustrated by a breakfast of ham and
eggs. The chicken was involved, but the pig was committed.

Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.

Peace be with you.