Monday, September 20, 2010

Random Quotes

Some random quotes that I have collected over the years.
Some by known people, others are unknown.
A few are by ME!

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how
powerful they are.

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive
questions your wife asks for nothing.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can
find a rock.

Experience - a comb life gives you after you lose your hair.

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing
our parents' shortcomings.

The most popular labor saving device today is still a
husband with money.

Nothing is impossible for the man who does not have to do
it himself.

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

Justice: A decision in your favour.

The entire human body serves no other purpose but to
protect, nourish, mobilize, and entertain the brain.
-- Me

"Hello? Hello? Shit...hello?"
-- Me

Anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac, anyone who
drives slower than you is an idiot.
-- Me

Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you.
They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about
them.

Peace be with you.

11 comments:

  1. Like the human body quote by you, might have to use it sometime (of course I will say where I got it)

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  2. "The most popular labor saving device today is still a husband with money."

    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, amen to that!

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  3. Great quotes, Joe! I like the one about silent men!

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  4. i love these kinds of quotes joe. my favorite here is the one about drivers...so true!!!! And of course we never worry about what others are thinking of us...or else we would not blog!!!!

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  5. These are great Joe!
    I really like the one about drivers. Once when my wife and daughter were in the car alone, my daughter asked her mom "where are all the all the assholes mom?" My wife replied, "they are only out when your father is driving..."

    What did you mean by your "last post?"
    Joe?

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  6. I love love quotes, Joe.
    These are great!

    Happy Monday!

    B :)

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  7. "where are all the all the assholes mom?" My wife replied, "they are only out when your father is driving..." I love that!
    I won't be gone forever, Pat, just gonna slow waaayyyyy down for a while.

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  8. I kind of wondered about the "Last Post" comment too because I kind of like having you around Joe.

    "Anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac, anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot."

    This is so true I can actually hear my wife saying something like this :)

    Great Post my Friend.

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  9. LOVE this one,
    "Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings".

    That is just awesome!

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  10. I think those insults about psychiatrists are meant to be about psychologists. Typically, psychiatrists are focused on symptoms and medications. We psychologists are the ones who delve into family and personal issues.

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  11. Say it ain't so Joe!
    If it is so, we'll still be here...

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