Some random quotes that I have collected over the years.
Some by known people, others are unknown.
A few are by ME!
It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how
powerful they are.
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive
questions your wife asks for nothing.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can
find a rock.
Experience - a comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing
our parents' shortcomings.
The most popular labor saving device today is still a
husband with money.
Nothing is impossible for the man who does not have to do
Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
Justice: A decision in your favour.
The entire human body serves no other purpose but to
protect, nourish, mobilize, and entertain the brain.
"Hello? Hello? Shit...hello?"
Anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac, anyone who
drives slower than you is an idiot.
Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you.
They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about
Peace be with you.