Wednesday, September 29, 2010

More Random Quotes

Some more random quotes that I have collected over the years:

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously
considered as a means of communication. The device is
inherently of no value to us.
-- Western Union internal memo, 1876

We anticipate a global world-market with place for perhaps five computers.
-- Tom Watson, IBM 1949

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.
-- Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science in 1949

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
-- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital
Equipment Corp., 1977

640K ought to be enough for anybody.
-- Bill Gates in 1981

That bomb can never detonate, and I say that as an explosives expert.
-- Admiral Leray about the Atom Bomb

All imaginable inventions have already been invented.
-- Manager of the American Patent Agency Charles Duell 1899

Guitar-groups have no future.
-- EMI-manager for Beatles 1962

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to
make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton

Peace be with you.

10 comments:

  1. Love these, Joe! That computer one is a crack-up, but really, who knew???

    Thanks for coming by my blog this morning! I always appreciate your comments.

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  2. Love the posts with quotes!
    And that one with the computer was great!

    Hope you're having a wonderful day, Joe!

    B

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  3. "There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home."

    Not "A" computer but "Computers" I'm looking at two right now up and running plus the old one sitting by my desk waiting for me to work on it and the laptop laying between the seats of the van--never thought I'd see this either Ha Ha

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  4. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his."

    haha, excellent quotes!

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  5. I'll be posting an award for you tomorrow. So be on the look out.

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  6. Guitar groups have no future... hmmm.. why EMI-manager for Beatles 1962 wrote this quote...??
    Im Just curious!

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  7. these are great! It's amazing how little "vision" "smart" people sometimes have (or don't have!).

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  8. I really enjoy your random quotes. Sometimes so much can be said with so few words!

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  9. That last quote is really awesome!:P

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